How to pick up women

Once on a drunken instagram post I was asked to write and article “How to pick up women?”

Sorry, I have to give a weasel answer here, but you should never pick up women or anyone else for that matter. It’s is a betrayled of personal space to hoist or lift another human without their consent. Also, humans are of a shape that is difficult to pick up. Irregular, and weighted in strange places, it’s not like an olympic bar, dumbbell, kettlebell, etc. It’s an awkward maneuver.

For a guide on the ergonics of picking things up, please refer to the Occupational Safety and Health Administrations as to not damage ones back.

guide OSHA Guide to Lifting

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